dulan
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 07/29/2011

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An Italian on holiday in America phoned his Mama to tell her how he was getting on: 'One day I go down to eata my breakfast. I tella the waitress I want two pissa toast, but she only bring me one, so I tella I want two pissa on my plate. She say, "You no piss on the plate you sonofabitch." (*)

'I go to another restaurant for breakfast and the waitress she bring me a spoon and a knife, but no fock. I tella I wanna fock on the table. She say, "You better not fuck on the table you sonofabitch."

'So I go back to my room in the hotel and there were no shits ona my bed. I calla the manager and tell him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna shit on the bed. He say, "You no shit on the bed you sonofabitch."

'I go to the check-out and the man at the desk he say, "Peace to you" and I say piss on you too you sonofabitch, I'ma going back to Italy!'

(*)sonofabitch = son of a bitch

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